15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

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Sorry, Bey.

1. Fierce moves that fans can actually dance along to.

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

2. Rock an Afro.

Rock an Afro.

3. And a shaved head.

And a shaved head.

4. Clone an army.

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

5. Lean (with friends!)

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

6. Throw concerts where you can both see and hear her without having sell your firstborn.

Throw concerts where you can both see and hear her without having sell your firstborn.

Even if you’re in the ‘nosebleed’ seats.

Even if you're in the 'nosebleed' seats.

7. Angst in a bathroom.

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

While taking a pregnancy test.

8. Sing lullabies.

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

…on “Yo Gabba Gabba”!

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

9. Send subliminal Illuminati messages.

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

In feathered eyelash style.

10. Lead a bike gang.

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

11. Rock epic fucking pantsuits.

Rock epic fucking pantsuits.

12. And shun regular pants.

And shun regular pants.

In real life and not just on stage.

13. Warhol-ing.

15 Things Solange Does Better Than Beyoncé

14. Stun Rihanna.

Stun Rihanna.

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