1. This…Can’t Be Good For Business.
Via reddit, where the redditor swears it’s not Photoshopped.
Grade: F
3. Pawn Shop
It rhymes, which is almost always a plus for memorability.
But that big, honking QR code on the door makes me queasy.
Grade: B
4. Local Bar
In Melbourne, AUS.
Pretty much the best line you could write for a bar.
Grade: A
5. Massage Boy
Via Amsterdam.
That’s a lot information delivered in four short words. Bravo.
Grade: B
6. RPM
RPM is a chain, but this is a local tagline.
I like the bottom line, as it’s maybe the first ever truthful slogan from an auto mechanic.
But that first line with the suspicious quotes kinda ruins the vibe.
Grade: B-
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7. Some Local Gym
Via a Sheffield, England gym, but I’ve seen this line used by several other local gyms, so points off for unoriginality. And sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.
Grade: C-
8. Shoe repair
Well, the S&M crowd will flock.
The Fundies, however, might burn the place down.
Grade: B-
9. Antique Store
In Grass Valley, CA.
OK, not a slogan, but a business name.
About 40% Clever and 60% Creepy.
Grade: C-
10. Coffee Shop
In Shoreditch, London.
Too-forced puns always make me wince.
But, a nice effort.
Grade: B-
11. Plant shop
In Sumner, WA.
Now here’s a pun that works.
Grade: A-
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