The Best/Worst Local Business Slogans

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    1. This…Can’t Be Good For Business.

    This...Can't Be Good For Business.

    Via reddit, where the redditor swears it’s not Photoshopped.
    Grade: F

    2. Flower Shop

    Flower Shop

    In Spokane, WA.
    Nice riff off of current events!
    Grade: A

    3. Pawn Shop

    Pawn Shop

    It rhymes, which is almost always a plus for memorability.
    But that big, honking QR code on the door makes me queasy.
    Grade: B

    4. Local Bar

    Local Bar

    In Melbourne, AUS.
    Pretty much the best line you could write for a bar.
    Grade: A

    5. Massage Boy

    Massage Boy

    Via Amsterdam.
    That’s a lot information delivered in four short words. Bravo.
    Grade: B

    6. RPM


    RPM is a chain, but this is a local tagline.
    I like the bottom line, as it’s maybe the first ever truthful slogan from an auto mechanic.
    But that first line with the suspicious quotes kinda ruins the vibe.
    Grade: B-

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    7. Some Local Gym

    Some Local Gym

    Via a Sheffield, England gym, but I’ve seen this line used by several other local gyms, so points off for unoriginality. And sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.
    Grade: C-


    8. Shoe repair

    Shoe repair

    Well, the S&M crowd will flock.
    The Fundies, however, might burn the place down.
    Grade: B-

    9. Antique Store

    Antique Store

    In Grass Valley, CA.
    OK, not a slogan, but a business name.
    About 40% Clever and 60% Creepy.
    Grade: C-

    10. Coffee Shop

    Coffee Shop

    In Shoreditch, London.
    Too-forced puns always make me wince.
    But, a nice effort.
    Grade: B-

    11. Plant shop

    Plant shop

    In Sumner, WA.
    Now here’s a pun that works.
    Grade: A-

    SEE MORE HERE:: 10 of the Best/Worst Local Business Taglines.

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