13 Types Of Facebook Couples You Should Never Become

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It’s not too late, couples! There’s time to delete that TMI status update!

1. The couple who tells everyone else what they should be doing.

The couple who tells everyone else what they should be doing.

And usually it’s horribly wrong.

2. The couple who should really just text each other this stuff.

The couple who should really just text each other this shit.

3. No, really, just text each other.

No, really, just text each other.

4. FOR REAL, IF YOU DON’T TEXT THEN JUST DIRECT MESSAGE.

FOR REAL, IF YOU DON'T TEXT THEN JUST DIRECT MESSAGE.

5. The couple who misquotes sappy text as a way of professing their love.

The couple who misquotes sappy text as a way of professing their love.

Here’s the correct quote, friends: “When it was dark, you always carried the sun in your hand for me.”

Note: Kudos to that guy for shutting this down.

6. The couple who announces they’re pregnant with a bottle of crappy pasta sauce.

The couple who announces they're pregnant with a bottle of crappy pasta sauce.

7. The couple who’s not actually together.

The couple who's not actually together.

8. Or the friend zone couple.

Or the friend zone couple.

9. The couple who only post photos of themselves.

The couple who only post photos of themselves.

10. And kissing profile photos, in general.

And kissing profile photos, in general.

11. The couple who passive aggressively fights through status updates.

The couple who passive aggressively fights through status updates.

12. Or the glowing bride who wants to make everyone around her feel the warmth.

Or the glowing bride who wants to make everyone around her feel the warmth.

13. And the worst couple of all: the pair who shares a Facebook page.

And the worst couple of all: the pair who shares a Facebook page.

Let’s just hope none of us ever commit this sin. SOURCE

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