1. The guy who walks in like this on a Monday morning
2. The girl who can’t handle more than 2 projects
3. The woman who comments on your every move
4. The old married lady who gives you terrible dating advice
5. The “I’m not even sure what he does here” guy
6. The girl who does this every time you walk by
7. The two assistants who are best friends
8. The girl you thought was normal then went out to lunch with
9. The skinny bitch in sales that makes like 3x your salary
10. The boss’ nephew who makes you laugh and feel bad for him at the same time
11. The woman who constantly shows you videos of her asshole children
12. The boss you feel constantly watching over your shoulder
13. That old guy who always tells jokes you’re forced to laugh at
14. The tech guy that never ceases to make you feel uncomfortable
15. And… that foul person who always leaves the bathroom right before you go in
