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According to some wives, you should have sex every single night to be happy. That’s obviously bull because no one has time for that and here’s why.

1. Because you have shows to watch. Catching up on Scandal is a part-time job, but somebody has to do it.

2. Because Fifty Shades of Grey won’t read itself. It’s a real page-turner.

3. Because sex got a little too rough last night. After reading Fifty Shades, you got out the handcuffs and, well, charley horses require a day’s recovery.

4. Because you had Indian food for dinner. Gut bomb.

5. Because he masturbated earlier. Refractory periods are real.

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Reasons Not to Have Sex With Your Husband Every Single Night  was originally published on wzakcleveland.com