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Here’s a list of celebrities and politicians who we think could use a little religion in their lives.

Folks Who Need Religion was originally published on blackamericaweb.com

1. Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell

The supermodel has a history of violent behavior from allegedly throwing a cell phone at her assistant and going off on the least expected. We recommend anger management classes stat.

2. Chris Brown

Chris Brown

Whether he is beating someone up or skipping out on community service, we think he could use a little Jesus in his life. (PR)

3. Lil’ Kim

Lil’ Kim

Maybe Jesus can stop Lil’Kim from destroying her face anymore.

4. Kwame Kilpatrick

Kwame Kilpatrick

Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick once had a budding political career that was quickly turned upside down. (AP)

5. Kenya Moore

Kenya Moore

We can’t tell if Kenya is really crazy or playing it for TV, none-the-less, we need her to get some help! (PR)

6. Halle Berry

Halle Berry

We are thinking that Halle Berry “can’t keep a man” because she causes the drama. Hopefully, her latest fiance Olivier can make her a kept woman, if not, Jesus will! (PR)

7. Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Trump is just unpleasant and always trying to stir up some trouble. Please go find a seat somewhere, preferably in a church. (AP)

8. Rihanna

Rihanna

Well, you either agree or disagree with Rihanna’s decision to rekindle her romance with Chris Brown. But it seems like Rihanna is torn by her decision too; have you seen her videos lately? Depressing. (PR)

9. Jesse Jackson Jr.

Jesse Jackson Jr.

Former congressman Jesse Jackson Jr.’s political career was on the rise before he threw it all away! (AP)

10. Keyshia Cole

Keyshia Cole

Lately Cole has been nothing but a Debbie Downer bashing other celebrities at any chance she can get. She could use some positivity in her life. (PR)

11. Domonique Scott

Domonique Scott

Despite being married to a pastor, Scott from the “Sisterhood” is full of crazy antics.

12. Mary J. Blige

Mary J. Blige

R&B singer Mary J. Blige has suffered a lot of woes over the years; including addiction and financial problems. (PR)

13. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Maybe you can scratch up Bieber’s latest antics to him being a young, dumb teen but we think he needs a little guidance. (AP)

14. Trinidad James

Trinidad James

The “All Gold Everything” rapper has everyone popping Mollies and dancing along to his bad music; the only fix is religion. (PR)

15. Bobbi Kristina

Bobbi Kristina

Bobbi suffered the loss of her mother just a year ago and it seems like since then she is heading down a path of destruction; whether it’s reported drug use, crashing cars or secluding herself from her family. (PR)

16. Pastor Tara Lewis

Pastor Tara Lewis

Being a pastor herself, Tara Lewis, sometimes behaves outside of her holy image,

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