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1. Pre-gaming at home, then showing up to the club brimming with wine and despair

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

2. Grasping at straws

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

3. Assuming everyone wants a piece of your action

Assuming everyone wants a piece of your action

4. Making wishing/hoping/praying your #1 dating strategy

Making wishing/hoping/praying your #1 dating strategy

Make no mistake, this applies to dudes too.

5. Second-guessing yourself

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

6. Winning drinking contests

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

(Because ultimately, nobody wins.)

7. Trying to ooze sexiness in all the mundane things you do

Trying to ooze sexiness in all the mundane things you do

8. Waiting and waiting and waiting for them to text you back

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

9. Not making the second move

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

10. Constantly bitching about being single

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

11. Cock-blocking / Clam-jamming

Cock-blocking / Clam-jamming

12. Seeing everything as a metaphor* for how single you are.

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

(*We are aware that this is a simile, not a metaphor. This is just like our last relationship where… never mind.)

13. Constantly dwelling on what might have been.

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

14. Reading a little too much into everything

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

15. Freaking out and hiding from your ex

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

16. Having impossibly high standards

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

17. Settling

Settling

18. Acting like this.

18 Self-Destructive Things Single People Need To Stop Doing Right Now

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