It’s a wonderful, terrible tool. Use it wisely. SOURCE
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Because lipstick gets all over your teeth and makes you look like you’ve been munching on human body parts.
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Because mascara runs down your face and makes you look like an Alice Cooper groupie.
It’s also a dead give-away that you’ve been crying in the bathroom. AWESOME.
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Because when you go for goth you’ll probably get raccoon instead.
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Because blush can make it look like you took a 2×4 to the face.
“Not here or here so much. But riiiiight here.”
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Because your foundation is always the wrong color and people assume you OD’ed on sunblock.
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Because blending is hard work.
No, I did not just eat a powdered donut. Why do you ask?
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Because if you rub your eyes you look like you haven’t slept since the ’90s.
1890s.
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Because who even knows when you’re supposed to end the cat eye. WHO?
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME.
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Because lipliner makes you look like you’ve been sneaking Oreos.
Or maybe you have been sneaking Oreos? No judgement there.
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Because glitter exists and it shouldn’t.
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Because red lipstick in the wrong hands is literally terrifying.
Because clumpy mascara makes you look like you have spiders on/in your eyes.
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Because perfecting your eyebrows is too much pressure!
WE SHOULD ALL JUST SHAVE ‘EM OFF.
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Because makeup causes allergic reactions and breakouts.
You know what that means…MORE MAKEUP YAY.
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Because we spend forever putting it on in the morning just so we can take it off at night.
And then do the whole thing again the next day!
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Which is why it would be better to just never wear makeup at all.
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