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Because lipstick gets all over your teeth and makes you look like you’ve been munching on human body parts.

Because lipstick gets all over your teeth and makes you look like you've been munching on human body parts.

Because mascara runs down your face and makes you look like an Alice Cooper groupie.

Because mascara runs down your face and makes you look like an Alice Cooper groupie.

It’s also a dead give-away that you’ve been crying in the bathroom. AWESOME.

Because when you go for goth you’ll probably get raccoon instead.

Because when you go for goth you'll probably get raccoon instead.

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Because blush can make it look like you took a 2×4 to the face.

Because blush can make it look like you took a 2x4 to the face.

“Not here or here so much. But riiiiight here.”

Because blue eyeshadow is harder to pull of than you think.

Because blue eyeshadow is harder to pull of than you think.

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Because your foundation is always the wrong color and people assume you OD’ed on sunblock.

Because your foundation is always the wrong color and people assume you OD'ed on sunblock.

Because blending is hard work.

Because blending is hard work.

No, I did not just eat a powdered donut. Why do you ask?

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Because if you rub your eyes you look like you haven’t slept since the ’90s.

Because if you rub your eyes you look like you haven't slept since the '90s.

1890s.

Because your concealer leaves traces of you everywhere you go.

Because your concealer leaves traces of you everywhere you go.

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Because who even knows when you’re supposed to end the cat eye. WHO?

Because who even knows when you're supposed to end the cat eye. WHO?

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME.

Because eyelash curlers are like tiny medieval torture devices.

Because eyelash curlers are like tiny medieval torture devices.

Because lipliner makes you look like you’ve been sneaking Oreos.

Because lipliner makes you look like you've been sneaking Oreos.

Or maybe you have been sneaking Oreos? No judgement there.

Because smeared makeup is the stuff of nightmares.

Because smeared makeup is the stuff of nightmares.

Because glitter exists and it shouldn’t.

Because glitter exists and it shouldn't.

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Because red lipstick in the wrong hands is literally terrifying.

Because red lipstick in the wrong hands is literally terrifying.

Because clumpy mascara makes you look like you have spiders on/in your eyes.

Because clumpy mascara makes you look like you have spiders on/in your eyes.

Because perfecting your eyebrows is too much pressure!

Because perfecting your eyebrows is too much pressure!

WE SHOULD ALL JUST SHAVE ‘EM OFF.

Because makeup causes allergic reactions and breakouts.

Because makeup causes allergic reactions and breakouts.

You know what that means…MORE MAKEUP YAY.

Because it will ruin everything you love.

Because it will ruin everything you love.

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Because it’s frickin’ expenive!

Because it's frickin' expenive!

Because we spend forever putting it on in the morning just so we can take it off at night.

Why It's Better To Not Wear Makeup

And then do the whole thing again the next day!

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Which is why it would be better to just never wear makeup at all.

Which is why it would be better to just never wear makeup at all.

comic by Madéleine Flores