21 Things Waiters Dread

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Throw an extra buck or two in next time you tip. They earned it!

1. “Hi, can we get a table for nine? Two adults, seven kids.”

"Hi, can we get a table for nine? Two adults, seven kids."

Source: reddit.com

2. “No, you’re not breaking up, the WAITER just keeps interrupting me.”

"No, you're not breaking up, the WAITER just keeps interrupting me."

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3. “Hey, don’t I know you?”

"Hey, don't I know you?"

Yeah, I’m the guy who just asked you what entree you want. Stop taking a picture and read the menu.

From Reddit: “At a sushi restaurant in Santa Monica, ‘The Sherminator’ was my waiter!”

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4. “What is this ‘tipping’? We don’t have it in my country.”

"What is this 'tipping'? We don't have it in my country."

Regardless of whether it should or shouldn’t be, gratuity’s not included in the bill here, buddy. Fifteen percent.

Source: goabroad.com

5. “Yes, I’ll have the cheeseburger, but can you replace the patty with four mozzarella sticks?”

"Yes, I'll have the cheeseburger, but can you replace the patty with four mozzarella sticks?"

Source: reddit.com

6. “Can you make it quick?”

"Can you make it quick?"

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7. “It has been TEN MINUTES! Where’s my well-done steak?!”

"It has been TEN MINUTES! Where's my well-done steak?!"

Buddy, you can have it quick or you can have it well-done. Take your pick.

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8. “Yeah, I’ll have — hurr hurr guys shut up, I’m gonna do it — I’ll have a water, with seven lemon wedges.”

"Yeah, I'll have — hurr hurr guys shut up, I'm gonna do it — I'll have a water, with seven lemon wedges."

9. “I said MEDIUM-RARE, not bleeding! I want to speak to the chef.”

"I said MEDIUM-RARE, not bleeding! I want to speak to the chef."

Of course, ma’am, I’ll bring out the chef and you can teach him what his 19 years of professional culinary experience haven’t.

10. “My steak was overcooked, and I refuse to pay for it. It took me the whole steak to realize it.”

"My steak was overcooked, and I refuse to pay for it. It took me the whole steak to realize it."

11. “No dessert, but another round of waters, please. We’ll be here a while.”

"No dessert, but another round of waters, please. We'll be here a while."

Sure, no problem. I’ll just be over here watching that family of paying customers get seated in someone else’s section.

Source: Motohiro H / Creative Commons  /  via: mloge

12. “But I didn’t order those sliders, I just assumed they were on the house. They were delicious, though, thank you!”

"But I didn't order those sliders, I just assumed they were on the house. They were delicious, though, thank you!"

13. “OMG, I need to Instagram this!”

"OMG, I need to Instagram this!"

14. “$21.32 on the VISA, $25.64 on the Amex, $17 out of this twenty, $8.23 out of this twenty, and can you make change for a fifty?”

"$21.32 on the VISA, $25.64 on the Amex, $17 out of this twenty, $8.23 out of this twenty, and can you make change for a fifty?"

15. “I didn’t tip you because of my political views.”

"I didn't tip you because of my political views."

Source: reddit.com

16. “I tipped you something BETTER than money!”

"I tipped you something BETTER than money!"

Source: reddit.com

17. “I didn’t tip you because I just don’t tip.”

21 Things Waiters Dread

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21 Things Waiters Dread

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21 Things Waiters Dread

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18. “I didn’t tip you because of my religious beliefs.”

"I didn't tip you because of my religious beliefs."

“I give God 10%, why do you get 18?”

Source: reddit.com

19. “Our customer was an unreasonable jerk, so you’re fired.”

"Our customer was an unreasonable jerk, so you're fired."

We’re looking at you, Applebee’s.

Source: rawstory.com  /  via: ryanhatesthis

20. “The customer is always right!”

"The customer is always right!"

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