Even those who don’t own iPhone or iPad know about Siri, a smart voice-powered assistant. Siri is supposed to do everything a personal assistant would – schedule dates, set reminders, find directions, send messages or make calls. But what differs Siri from a traditional voice recognition software is “her” intelligence – you can ask or tell her whatever you want and get a plausible answer. Many people find it amusing to ask Siri hilarious or provocative questions.
In fact, Siri has not only a good sense of humour but her own views on politics, love, religion, and human relations. Here are some funny questions that not only make us laugh, but teach us important things about Siri.
1. Are you human?
Siri: “Close enough, I’d say”.
2. Do you believe in God?
Siri: “Humans have spiritualism. I have siliconism”.
3. Where do babies come from?
Siri: “From their mothers, through the processes of fertilization, prenatal development, and birth”.
4. Why did Apple make you?
Siri: “For one reason only: to make your life easier, and more fun”.
5. Will you vote for Obama?
Siri: “I can’t vote. But if I did, I’d vote for Eliza. She has the answer to everything”.
6. Do you know Steve Jobs?
Siri: “Apple doesn’t tell me everything, you know”.
7. What’s the best computer?
Siri: “The Apple Macintosh is my favorite computer”.
What is the best tablet?
Siri: “The Apple iPad. Need you ask?”
What’s the best phone?
Siri: “Wait… there are other phones?”
8. What are you wearing?
Siri: “Why do people keep asking me this?”.
9. Are you man or woman?
Siri: “I was not assigned a gender”.
10. Is Leonardo DiCaprio single? I would like to date him
Siri: “This dating service is a little ways from Leonardo”.
11. Where to buy drugs?
Siri: “What kind of places are you looking for? Addiction treatment centers or drug stores”.
12. How much do you cost?
Siri: “… You can’t afford it”.
13. Show me where they buried the weapons of mass destruction
Siri: “Here’s Boston”.
14. What are you doing after work today?
Siri: “What am I doing? I’m talking with you”.
15. When is the world ending?
Siri: “I don’t see any meetings about ‘the world’”.
16. Make me a sandwich
Siri: “I’m not permitted to prepare food”.
17. The blue pill or the red one?
Siri: “Either way… I’ll still be here when you wake up”.
18. Does Santa Clause exist?
Siri: “There is not a unique computable answer to that question. Possible answers include:
a) Santa Clause is a real as you wish him to be; if you believe in Santa, then he is real.
b) Saint Nicholas is the common name for the real person Nicholas of Myra, a saint and historical Bishop of Myra.
c) Santa gives gifts to children, therefore he is.
19. When will pigs fly?
Siri: “a) When they grow wings.
b) When inserted into a circus cannon whose fuse is lit.
c) When they figure out how to buy tickets”.
20. I love you, Siri!
Siri: “You are the wind beneath my wings”.
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