What you DO know is that coffee is the greatest thing that’s ever happened. What you DON’T know is lots of other stuff.
It is a well-known fact that coffee is the most perfect and wonderful beverage the world has ever known.
It steams the steam of happiness.
It foams the foam of love.
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And if you’re going to be the kind of person who drinks coffee, there are some things you should know.
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